Funny Mothers Day Quotes

Funny Mothers Day Quotations

"I want my children
to have all the things
I couldn't afford.
Then I want
to move in with them."

~ Phyllis Diller

"A mother
who is really a mother
is never free."

~ Honore de Balzac

"My mother loved children -
she would have given anything
if I had been one."

~ Groucho Marx

"I married your mother
because I wanted children,
imagine my disappointment
when you came along."

~ Groucho Marx

"It takes a woman twenty years
to make a man of her son,
and another woman twenty minutes
to make a fool of him."

~ Helen Rowland

"A suburban mother's role
is to deliver children obstetrically once,
and by car for ever after"

~ Peter De Vries

"The most remarkable thing about my mother
is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers.
The original meal has never been found."

~ Calvin Trillin

"Never rely on the glory of the morning
nor the smiles of your mother-in-law."

~ Japanese Proverb

"All women become like their mothers.
That is their tragedy.
No man does.
That's his."

~ Oscar Wilde

"I do not like broccoli.
And I haven't liked it
since I was a little kid
and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States
and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli."

~ George Bush

Mothers Day Quote

"To the world you might just be one person,
but to one person you might be the world."

~ Author Unknown

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