Some Funny Mothers Day Quotes

These funny mothers day quotes will really make you laugh out loud. Some of these quotations were written by comedians and they are really funny.

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I had a good laugh every time I read these funny mother's day quotes. So I'm sure if you include one of these funny quotes in your handmade card, you will surely get your mom and siblings laughing on Mother's Day.

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Funny Mothers Day Quotations

"A mother 
who is really a mother 
is never free." 

~ Honore de Balzac

"Never rely on the glory of the morning 
nor the smiles of your mother-in-law." 

~ Japanese Proverb

"All women become
like their mothers. 
That is their tragedy. 
No man does. 
That's his." 

~ Oscar Wilde

"A suburban mother's role 
is to deliver children obstetrically once, 
and by car for ever after" 

~ Peter De Vries

"The most remarkable thing about my mother 
is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers.
The original meal has never been found." 

~ Calvin Trillin

"I do not like broccoli. 
And I haven't liked it 
since I was a little kid 
and my mother made me eat it. 
And I'm President of the United States 
and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli." 

~ George Bush

"My mother loved children - 
she would have given anything 
if I had been one." 

~ Groucho Marx

"It takes a woman twenty years 
to make a man of her son, 
and another woman twenty minutes 
to make a fool of him." 

~ Helen Rowland

"I married your mother 
because I wanted children, 
imagine my disappointment 
when you came along." 

~ Groucho Marx

"I want my children 
to have all the things 
I couldn't afford. 
Then I want 
to move in with them." 

~ Phyllis Diller

To the world you might just be one person, 
but to one person you might be the world." 

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A Mother's Day Poem

The Hand That Rules The World

They say that man is mighty; 

He governs the land and sea, 

He wields a mighty scepter 

O'er lesser powers that be. 

But a mightier power and stronger 

Man from his throne has hurled, 

For the hand that rocks the cradle 

Is the hand that rules the world." 

~ William Ross Wallace

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