Some Funny Mothers Day Quotes

"A mother 
who is really a mother 
is never free." 

~ Honore de Balzac

"Never rely on the glory of the morning 
nor the smiles of your mother-in-law." 

~ Japanese Proverb

"All women become
like their mothers. 
That is their tragedy. 
No man does. 
That's his." 

~ Oscar Wilde

"A suburban mother's role 
is to deliver children obstetrically once, 
and by car for ever after" 

~ Peter De Vries

"The most remarkable thing about my mother 
is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers.
The original meal has never been found." 

~ Calvin Trillin

"I do not like broccoli. 
And I haven't liked it 
since I was a little kid 
and my mother made me eat it. 
And I'm President of the United States 
and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli." 

~ George Bush

"My mother loved children - 
she would have given anything 
if I had been one." 

~ Groucho Marx

"It takes a woman twenty years 
to make a man of her son, 
and another woman twenty minutes 
to make a fool of him." 

~ Helen Rowland

"I married your mother 
because I wanted children, 
imagine my disappointment 
when you came along." 

~ Groucho Marx

"I want my children 
to have all the things 
I couldn't afford. 
Then I want 
to move in with them." 

~ Phyllis Diller

To the world you might just be one person, 
but to one person you might be the world." 

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They say that man is mighty; 

He governs the land and sea, 

He wields a mighty scepter 

O'er lesser powers that be. 

But a mightier power and stronger 

Man from his throne has hurled, 

For the hand that rocks the cradle 

Is the hand that rules the world." 

~ William Ross Wallace

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